Ever seen these made-up names on your SPAM?  These entertain me.

At least the person who made these up had to be fairly cool.

First thing I've EVER gotten from a spammer that was worth something!

Gravestone C. Kingpins
Deathlike R. Probable
Sinkholes J. Dous
Distemper M. Peccary
Milkmen V. Newcomer
Damocles H. Preciseness
Downtown D. Memorandum
Urbanity I. Budgerigars
Deductions L. Attitude
Hardtop F. Willies
Bluebells H. Fisher
Lahore B. Woolongong
Acrylic T. Mistress
Ricocheting O. Loom
Claims H. Snobbery
Mixer F. Chap
Graters I. Spooks
Paisley V. Ring
Atari D. Boater
Centrifuges A. Regretting
Plough I Pinter
Uncle P Dogmatic
Unequals D. Overboard
Honeybee V. Lesley
Bloating S. Shuttle
Hoodooed G. Extremeist
Volga D. Outshined
Gym F. Worm
Together F. Dumfounded
Telltales J. Figures
Pendants B. Oat
Wariest Q. Endearments
Raffled Q. Gentile
Unburdens H. Overcompensated
Hindsight P. Vocal
Wimple B. Perchance
Bruin H. Submarine
Swapping H. Soulfulness
Camomile T. Rosining
Cummerbunds R. Bleacher
Hodgkin C. Dumbfounded
Loon J. Emanuel
Needle L. Confrontational
Suburbs A. Fleming
Chowing C. Foxtrot
Flatfooting J. Disarraying
Biscay G.Massacred
Declaimed J. Dubai
Goof U. Synapse
Biscay G. Massacred
Disbarment C. Rioted
Ornithology D. Pealing
Myst F. Compelled
Textile O. Woeful
Blackbeards Q. Distinctive
Diagrams I. Lunchrooms
Daunting J. Pendants
Inexhaustibly V. Brandies
Encyclopaedias E. Hijacks
Lances H. Procrastination
Twinkle A. Cheerfully
Librium P. Blueberry
Bayonetting I. Informed
Erotic U. Keels
Extinctions D. Workstation
Zero M. Compatriot
Trancendentalism F. Midshipman
Endurance T. Frumpy
Squadron T. Cunnilingus
Anodynes O. Inflammations
 
 
 
 
 

Weird, huh?